police arrested a drunked

Police arrested a drunkard & asked:
Where are you going?
Man: I’m going to listen lecture
on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnight ??
Man: My wife…

by A. Sami (few years ago!) / 906 views
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Ji Haan! Bilkul Isi Tarah.

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Aik Din Bht Dhup Nikli
To Sardar Ny Shukar Kiya Aur Dukaan Say
SURF Lenay Chala Gaya,
Jb Dukaan Mai Enter Hua To,
”Badal” Bohat Zor Say Garja,
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KIDHR??
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