Pathan ne pressure cooker kharida

Pathan ne pressure cooker kharida.
2sray din wapis dene chala gya.
Shopkeeper:- Kyon Khan g cooker thek nahi kya?
Pathan:- Aray nahi baba ghar mein jawan betiyan hen aur ye badtamiz sitiyan marta hai.

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