RAAZ taxi driver se-Kutub Minar chaloge

RAAZ taxi driver se-Kutub Minar chaloge
Driver-Jee ha
RAAZ-kya loge ?
Driver-paise

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 950 views
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