Ek Saal Main Kitni Raatain

Teacher: Ek Saal Main Kitni Raatain Hoti Hai?
Aman :10 Raatain Hoti Hai!
Teacher: 10 Raatain Kaise ?
Aman: 9 Navaratri Aur 1 Shivratri….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1007 views
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