Ap bohat Khoobsurat

Ap bohat Khoobsurat,
Khush Mizaj,
Mohabbat karne wale.
Aur Mehnti ho.


Chal hun Teri Vaari..

Hun Tu V Koi Lateefa Suna.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 638 views
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