Ap bohat Khoobsurat,
Khush Mizaj,
Mohabbat karne wale.
Aur Mehnti ho.


Chal hun Teri Vaari..

Hun Tu V Koi Lateefa Suna.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 837 views

Tu chand mange

Tu chand mange
Main chand dedu.
Tu raat mange main raat dedu.
Tu dil mange main dil dedu.
Tu jaan mange main jaan dedu.
Bas
Yar light na mangna, wo to wapda waly b nhe dy sakty . . . .

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Abu mujhe motor cyle le kar den

Bacha: Abu mujhe motor cyle le kar den;

Baap: Beta Khuda ne yeh du tangain kiun dee hain? ;

Bacha: Aik kick marne ke leye, aur doosri gear dalney ke leye

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

aap ko kya takleef hay

Doctor “han bataye aap ko kya takleef hay?”,

mareez: so kar uthta hun to sar adhe khante tak chakrata rehta hay.

doctor “to adhe khante bad utha karein”.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Insaan Sab Se Zyaada Maafi Kis Se Maangta Hai?

Insaan Apni Zindgi Mein Sab Se Zyaada Maafi Kis Se Maangta Hai?
Bhagwan Se?
No
Boss Se?
No
Wife Se?
No
Phir??
“Bhikaari Se”
“Maaf Karo Baba, Chutte Nahi Hai”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dog Barking

A blonde and her husband are sleeping when the neighbor’s dog starts barks and wakes them up. The blonde sighs, shakes her fist and says 'Wait until you see what I'm going to do to those neighbors!' She runs out of the house and five minutes later she comes back with a smile on her face. The husband asks 'So, what did you do?' The blonde says 'Well, I took the dog from their yard and I put it in our yard to see how they like it having the neighbor’s dog barking all night.'

by Kamran (few years ago!)