Biwi Ke Liya Kya Kya Nahi Karna Padta
Ek Chor Chori Karke Pakda Gaya. Chor Ko Police Station Le Jakar Puchha Gaya.
Police Inspector: “Tum Ek Hi Dukan Mein Teen Baar Chori Karne Kyon Gaye?”
Chor: “Sir, Chori To Maine
Pehali Baar Mein Hi Apni Patni Ke Liye Ek Dress Churakar Kar Li Thi, Baki Do Baar To Mujhe Sirf Use Badalne Ke Liye Jana Pada“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 915 views
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