Santa ek ghar ke niche su su kar raha tha
Santa ek ghar ke niche su su kar raha tha ,uspar ek Aurat boli “dikhta nahi diwar hai>:O” ,
Santa bola : thoda side se dekho dikh jayega :D heheh
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 496 views
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