Sardar bar me ro raha tha
Sardar bar me ro raha tha. Bartender: Kyo ro
rahe ho?
Sardar: Aur kya karu??
Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun uska naam hi yaad
nahi aata.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 507 views
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