Tchr-Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai?
Tchr-Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai?
Boy - Q ki Puch Me Itni Taakat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake!!
Sidhi Baat
No Bakvas..
Clear hai!!;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 654 views
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