Shaadi ke bad Rakhi apni dady se
Shaadi ke bad Rakhi apni dady se: Meri unse ladai ho gayi ,Dady:
Shaadi main jhagde to hote rahte hai fikar mat karo.
Rakhi: Woh toh thik hai par ab Laash ka kya karun.
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