Pathan Apni Maa Sy: Ami Kya Ap ne Mujhe Paida Hone Sy Pehle Deikha Tha..? . . Maa: Nai . . . Pathan: To Phir Ap Ne Mere Paida Hone K Baad Mujhe Pehchana Kaise…?

by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 1944 views

Girlfriend ke ansu

Girlfriend ke aansu aur boyfriend ke aansu me kya
fark hai?
GF ke aansu farmaish puri karwane ke liye nikalte
hain,
Jabki boyfriend ke aansu unhe pura karte karte
nikalte hain!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Trainin k doran 1 officer ne

Trainin k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pucha: Ye tumharay hath me kya he?

Rab Nawaz: Sir ye bandooq he.

Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shaan hai,
Tumhari maa hay maa.

Then officer to a pathan sipahi: Tumharay hath me ye kya he?
Pathan Sipahi: Sir ye Rab nawaz ki maa or hamari khala hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Off teacher

Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day
without having to tell you off.
Pupil: You have my permission !

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Tapane Ki Had

Tapane Ki Had.
Bacha Dukaan Daar Se:
Uncle Safeguard Sabun Hai?

Dukaan Daar: Ji Haan Hy!!

Bacha:Haath Dho Ker
1 Rupe Wali Kulfi Dena..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nakalchi Bander

Ek Baar Ek Topi Waala Ek Ped Ke Neeche Topi Bech Raha Tha,

Tabhi Ek Bandar Uski Topi Japat Kar Ped Par Chad Jaata Hai,

To Topiwale Ko Apne Dada Ji Ki Sunai Hui Ek Kahani Yaad Aati Hai,

Ki Bandar Hamesha Aadmi Ki Nakal Karta Hai, Jaisa Karo Vesa Hi Vo Bhi Karta Hai.

To Usne Apni Tokri Mein Se Akhiri Bachi Topi Li Aur Bandar Ki Taraf Dekh Ke Usko Hawa Mein Ucchala.

Tabhi Dusre Ek Bandar Ne Hawa Mein Hi Vo Topi Catch Ki Aur Lekar Ped Parr Chad Gaya Aur Bola:

“Sale, Tune Kya Soocha Hamare Dada Ne Hamein Ye Kahaani Nahi Sunai Hogi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)