1 halki c muskuraht

1 halki c muskuraht
Hazaron dil jeet sakti hai
Hans k to dikhao

(@ .. @)
(<;;;;;;>)
O tera pala ho jay
Tu ty mera v hasa kad dita a

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 714 views
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