Agar Shahjahan Hum Jaisa Hota
Agar Shahjahan Hum Jaisa Hota,
Agar Shahjahan Hum Jaisa Hota,
Kis Kis Ke Liye Banata Taj
Hamein To Nazar Aati Hai Har Larki Mumtaz
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1042 views
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