mom batti lga ke..
Question: Agar Duniya mein Bejli Na Hoti Tu Hum TV Kaise Deikhte . . Pathan: Mom Batti Jala K…
by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 1074 views
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A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Us ne kaha k mere ishaq me fanaa ho jaao
faraz
me ne kaha mere pepar hone wala hai dafa ho jao.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Munna Bhai nay pehlay din office khola to bara khush tha. Us ki secertary nay bataya ke bahar aik aadmi aaya hai.
Munna bara khush hua aur usay andar aanay ke liye kaha. Us ke andar aanay say pehlay Munna nay socha ke us par impression dalna chahiye aur phone utha ke batien karnay laga.
Haan Haan, 500 rupay fees hai, apun 10 baje tak betha hai idher, is say late nahi karnay ka, apun bahut busy hai.
Us ke baad us nay phone rakha aur aanay walay say poocha 'Beth na Maamoon, apun teray liye kya kar sakta hai.
Man: Mien yahaan phone sahi karnay aaya hoon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
NASA ne 4 tamils ko chand pe bheja.
Magar adhe raste se vapis aa gaye!
Tamils said: Aaj AMAWAS hai, Chand to hoga nahi na..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 officer School checking k time Dekhta hai ki 1 Teachr ladki ko kiSS kar raha hai.Officer:What iS thiS?Teac:"Maar Se nahi pyar Se Samjha raha hu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
THERE ARE BASICALLY 7 TYPES OF
GIRLS:::::::::::::::::::
1.HARD DISK GIRLS:
remember everything forever.
2.RAM GIRLS:
forgets about you the moment you turn her off.
3.SACREENSAVER GIRLS:
just for looking.
4.INTERNET GIRLS :
difficult to access.
5.SERVER GIRLS:
always busy when you needed.
6.MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:
makes horrible things looks beautiful.
7.VIRUS GIRLS:
these type of girls are normaly called
::WIFE::
once enters in your system don,t leave even after
format.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
manager to pathan: you are appointed 4 job
ur salary is 30,000
next year it will be 50,000.
sardar: ok
i will join next year
by Nilesh Kumar (few years ago!)
Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?
Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai?
Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . .
To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Amitabh is questioning a guy on kbc.
He asks him ‘meri company ka naam kya hain?’
Options : tisco, wipro, abcl, reliance.
The guys says ‘abcl’
Amitabh asks ‘sure, confident?’
The guys says ‘ yes confident’
Amitabh says ‘computerji abcl ko tala laga do’
The computer replies ‘abe gadhe abcl ko 2 saal se
tala laga hua hai !’
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Arranged marriage is Like u are walking
&
unfortunately a snake bites u…..!!
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.Love marriage is
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Dancing in front of a cobra & say
Kaat ..kaat ..kaat naaa..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)