Tumhare Liye Kuch Bhi Kar Sakti Hoon

Ek Baar Ek Ladke Ne Apni Girl-friend Ko Phone Kiya Aur Puchha.

Ladka: “Tum Hamare Pyaar Ke Liye Kya Kar Sakti Ho?”

Ladki: “Main Tumhare Liye Aag Pe Chal Sakti Hoon, Angaron Se Naha Sakti Hoon”

Ladka: “So Sweet… Kya Tum Mujhe Abhi Milne Aa Sakti Ho?”
Ladki: “Pagal Ho Kya, Dhoop Dekhi Hai Kitni Tez Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1321 views
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