Sardar
Sardar to son: Idiot! What matchbox did u purchase?
Not even one match is burning.
Beta : How is it possible? I tested each one b4 buying...
by nadeem (few years ago!) / 1029 views
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A young Boy asked a rich old Man:
How He made his Money?
The old Man said:
Son! It was 1932,
The depth of the great Depression
I was down to my last Nickel..
I invested that in an Apple and spent the entire Day polishing it and at the End of the Day, I sold the Apple for 10 Cents.
The next Day, I invested those 10 Cents in 2 Apples.
I spent the entire Day polishing them and sold them for 20 Cents.
I Continued this for a Month,
By the End of which I had accumulated a Fortune Of $1.37,
Then my Wife's Father died and left $2 Millions!
Moral:
Hard Work is just Shit..Wow
Find a Chick whose Father is Rich.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab! Exide ki daal doon?
Pathan: Nahi yaar, dona side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Ek bar ek ladka ro raha tha to uske dost ne pucha kya hua.
ladka:yaar mere papa ne muje mara dost:kyo
ladka:maine to sirf yahi kha kamieny film dekhne chale papa.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhikhari ne awaz lagai-
Babu ji roti milegi?
Andar se awaz aai-Biwi ghar par nahi hai.
Bhikhari-CHUMMA Nahi maanga saale,roti maangi hai.
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Banta: Bcoz Dfather seldomgets 2 speak
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar:
I really like u.
Girl:
Meri chappel ka size pata hai na?
Sardar:
Lo kar lao gal,
friendship hoi nae,
farmaeshaan shuru
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A lucknowiNawab meets GOLU
Nawab:Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
GOLU:O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta ho
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Father: Would you like me to help you revise for your test?
-Son: No thanks, I'd rather fail by myself.
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Ek Kutta pathan k piche laggaya
Pathan Gussey me Bolta howa bhaga
Khocha agar tere Bap ka Hakumat nahi hota to tujhe Batata..???
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Funny Santy To Banty: Banty tujhe pata hai bhagwan sabse jyada khush kab hotey hain?
Banty: Mujhe nahi pata tu bata kab hotey hain….
Santy: Jab bhi kisi ladki ka RAPE ho raha hota hai toh woh chillati hai “Please Mujhe Bhagwan Ke Liye Chhod Do”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)