Sardar
Sardar to son: Idiot! What matchbox did u purchase?
Not even one match is burning.
Beta : How is it possible? I tested each one b4 buying...
by nadeem (few years ago!) / 1055 views
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Friend: wo kase?
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Mera mobile Ghar tha jab ker ke aya to JIMAAT nikal gai :)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Wo larka aj bi garmi se mar raha hai
jissy us ki girl friend ne 6 saal pehlay kaha tha k tum jacket me salman khan lagte ho.
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Sardar In Computer Exam
Sardar In Computer Exam
Examiner
“What is Microsoft Excel?”
sardar: “It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer:-P
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
A pathan said to his friend:
“mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Machli wala:dekho sardar g me aj zinda machli laya hun.
Sardar:machli to waqai zinda hai or mujhe ye btao k ye taza bi hai k nai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
TEACHER:Wo 3 Words Batao
Jo Sabse Jyada Bole Jate He?
STUDENT:Muje Nahi Pata.
TEACHER:Shabash Beta, Baith Jao.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher : ALLAH Ne ”PAIT” Q Banaya Hy.??
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Pathan :
SHALWAR Bandhane K Lye…
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Mamu -Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay batao.
Munna bhai -Tamil kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?
Mamu -Meinay ek tamil baccha adopt kiya hai, aur woh char mahinay mein bolne lagay ga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan SMS
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Sardar: why the doors are locked when the airplane fly.
Pathan: thinks about it for some time and reply,
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Because venders should not be enter
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)