Sardar to son: Idiot! What matchbox did u purchase?
Not even one match is burning.

Beta : How is it possible? I tested each one b4 buying...

by nadeem (few years ago!) / 883 views

janu batao tum

Wife: janu batao tum mujhsy kitna pyar karty ho?

Husband: bohat zyada

Wife: phir bhe kitna?

Husband: itna k dil chah rha hy k tumhari jesi aik aur lay aun

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan

Ek pathan English ke paper mai fail ho gaya, kiyu ke us ne translations mai likha:
1. Mai aam aadmi nahi hun.
I am not a mango man.

2. Sarda aur garma fruits hain.
Colda aur hota are fruits.

3. Mujhe bhi English aati hai.
English comes to me also.

4. Do aur do barabar chaar.
Give and give equals to four.

5. Mera ta’aluq Hari Pur Hazara se hai.
I belong to Green Pur Thousanda.

6. Sarak par goliyan chal rahi hain.
Tablets are walking on the road

by HAQ (few years ago!)

Do memon hotel mein

Do memon hotel mein aik dusre ko mile...

4 din baad dono mar gaye...!
Wajah kya thi...?

Woh 4 din aik dusre ko dekhte rahe.. Ke khana kon mangwaye ga...?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 admi k ghar k samne

1 admi k ghar k samne gadha mara parha tha

Isne Municipal Committee ko phone kia,"Mere ghar k samne gadha mara parha hai utwalen"
Jawab mila "wahin dafan kardo"

Woh admi kuch der tak khamosh raha, phir jal kar bola:
"Dafan to kar deta magar mene socha k iski ki aolaad ko to khabar kardon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2009 ki kuch dardnaak STORIES

2009 ki kuch dardnaak STORIES
1 pyasa kawa ur rha tha, achank neche ose pani or
kuch kankr nzr aye, jese hi wo pani me kankr dalne
k lye neche utra khudkush damakha me mara gya
1 kutte ne qasai ki dukan se gosht churaya,wo pani
me apna aks dekh hi raha tha k na maloom afraad
ne firing kr k halak kr dia
kachwa or khargosh ne race shuru ki, khrgosh k
sotay hi kachwy ne uska Mobile chura lia
Alladin ne chiragh ragra to jin gun point pe us se
sb kuch le gya…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)