pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb
dukandar:what is black bulb
pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay ke liye andhera kar sakoon

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 785 views

Credit card

Reporter:
Ap ne Credit Card chori wale case se kya sabak
hasil kya?
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Shumila Rana:
Shoping waha ke jae jaha Security Camera na lga
ho

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

An old woman is going up in a lift in a very Iavish department store...

An old woman is going up in a lift in a very Lavish department store when a young, beautiful woman gets in, smelling of expensive scent. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly "Romance by Ralph Lauren, £100 a bottle."
Then another young woman gets in the lift, She also turns to the old woman and says snootily "Chanel No 5, £150 a bottle."
A few floors later, the old woman has reached her destination. As she gets out, she looks both woman in the eye, then turns round, bends over and farts, saying "Broccoli, 25p a pound."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sir: Kaunsa bird sabse se Tez udtha hai???

Sir: Kaunsa bird sabse se Tez udtha hai???
Boy: Haathi. Sir: Nalayak,tera baap kya karta hai??
Boy: woh Shooter hai Daawod gang mei….
Sir: Shaabaash ! haathi !Sahi jawab

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mubarak HoAap k Ghar larka PedaHua Hy

Nurse - Mubarak HoAap k Ghar larka PedaHua Hy

Sardar g - Wah g WahKia Technology Hy, B.VMeri Hospital Me HyAur Bacha Mere GharPeda Hua Hy ... 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Maine Uska Chehra Thappad Maar

Maine Uska Chehra Thappad Maar
Ke LAAL Kar Diya..
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Kyoki Wo Boli:" Thappad Se Dar
Nahi Lagta.... Pyar Se Lagta Hai.. "
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('_')
<) )>
_! !_ .... mere se dialogue
bazi...:p :O

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)