Santa plane land hote
Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga.
Bnglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle'
Air Hostess: Helo sir.B silent
Santa-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1060 views
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