Santa ke ghar chor aa gia
Santa ke ghar chor aa gia
Santa ne daikha tu chor bhaag gia
Santa chor ke peche bhagty bhagty agay nekal gia
Santa: Ek to chori oper se "RACE" lagata hai hamary sath
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