Ek Sachha Deshbhakt

School Mein Ek Sir Bahut Hi Desh Bhakat Tha, Ek Din Class Mein Bachcho Ko Samjha Raha Tha

Sir: “Bachcho Kasam Khao Kabhi Sharab, Cigarette Nahi Piyoge, Non Veg Nahi Khaoge.”

Bachche: “Nahi Khayenge Sir”
Sir: “Kabhi Ladkiyon Ko Nahi Chhedoge”

Bachche: “Alright Sir!”
Sir: “Jua Nahi Kheloge”

Bachche: “Ok! Sir”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 644 views
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