teacher :oxford ka matlab kya-hai ..

student: ox matlab bail & ford matlab gaadi toh.....

oxford matlab BailGaadi!!
:-);-):-P

by Asim Raza (few years ago!) / 713 views

Ek ladka apni girlfriend

Ek ladka apni girlfriend ko le k ghumne jata hai
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ar bahat tez barish ho jati hai .
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Socho bahat tez barish mei kya hua hoga
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Socho...
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Socho... .
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Nahi pata...
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. Ladki ka makeup utar jata hai.
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ladka dar k bhag jata hai :|

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Marriage. .

Santa - Apki shadi ho gayi?
Banta - Haji, ek ladki se hui hai.
Santa - Shaadi to ladki se hi hoti hai.
Banta - Nahi ji meri bahan ki to ladke se hui hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Contribution and Commitment

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.

"Great idea!" the chicken cried.

"Let's offer them ham and eggs?"

"Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

FARAZ

faraz apni b.v. sy
HATA LO APNY CHEHRY SY YE ZULFEIN AEY JAAN-E-FARAZ,
AGLI BAAR KHANY MEIN BAAL AYA TOW SAJNI SY GAJNI BANA DU GA...

by sarmad abbas (few years ago!)

Sardarji is trying to commit

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway:

Apne saath wine and chicken bhi leke jata hain.

Koi usko rokta hai or poochta hai “Kyon bhai,
ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?”

Sardarji keheta hai,
“Sala train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun”.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)