Baniya Marte Waqt

Baniya Marte Waqt…
Sunti Ho ?

Wife: Bolo, Mein Yahin Ho…
Aur Pappu aur Pinki?
Yes, Papa Hum Bhi Yahi Hai…

Baniya: Toh Paas Ke Kamre Ki Light Aur Fan Toh Band Karke Aatey

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 905 views
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