Gareeb Ke Paiso Pe Ayashi Karna Galat Hai

Ek Aadmi Aate Jaate Apne Ghar Ke Paas Bethe Bikhari Ko Hamesha Beekh Deke Jaya Karta Tha

Ek Din Bhikhari Ne Aadmi Se Puchha: “Saab, Pehle Aap 10 Rupaye Dete The, Phir 5, Ab 1 Kyun?”

Admi: “Pehle Main Kuwara Tha, Fir Shadi Ki, Ab Bache Hai”

Bhikhari: “Wah Matlab Mere Paison Se Ayashi Ho Rahi Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 606 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Get me an ambulance

A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.
Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!
Operator: Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar

Sardar: Apki gari (car) ka naam kia hai
Lady: I don't remember it name now but its starts with "T"
.
Sardar: O that's good.. hamari gari tu Petrol se start hoti hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Girl : Mujh se shadi kero gy?

Pathan : Nahi hum shadi apno me kerty hen. Jese,

Ammi ny Abbu se ki,

Bhai ny Bhabhi se ki,

Baji ny Behnoi se,

Hum bhi apni Bivi se kere ga....:-

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Height Of Facebook Addiction

Height Of Facebook Addiction:
A Boy’s Status: “I’m Online On Facebook During Lecture Hahaha :)”

Comment From His Professor: “Get Out Of The Class Now :p”
Dean Liked Comment! ;)

Friend Commented: “Jaldi Aa Yaar, Cafe Mein Fit Mahol Hai :d”

Gate Keeper Commented: “Saab, Pahle Idhar Aa Ke Apni Bike Lock Kar Do”

Mom Commented: “Nalaik Class Nahi Padhani To Sabzi Le Ke Seedha Ghar Wapas Aa”

Dad Commented: “Dekhlo Apne Bete Ki Harkatein”

Girl-friend Commented: “I Hate You, Kamine Mujhse Kaha Tha
Dadi Hospital Mein Hai Mil Nahi Sakta”

Dadi Commented: “Manhoos Tu Ghar Aa Batati Hoon Tujhe”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
on wedding night

-On Wedding Night-
Husband to Wife:
Sb sy pyar sy rhna,
Sb ki Respect krna,
Mery parents ki care krna,
Hamesha Sach bolna,
Dusron ki madad krna,
Baron ka Ehtram
OR
Choton sy pyar Krna!
.
Wife bad sy Uthi
OR
Room Ka Darwaza khol kr
Boli:

Sb Andar A jayn,
yahan Dars ho rha hy…

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
Ladki Ne Ghar Se

Ladki Ne Ghar Se bhaag K Shadi Ki..

5 din baad Wo Rote Hue Lauti
.
.

Dad: Ab Kyun aayi Ho ??
.
.
.
.

Ladki: Papa Wo BMW ka driver Nikla, Iphone bhi China Wala Tha…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Banta Bank Manager se

Banta Bank Manager se
Mera Loan pass kar do
Manager: Is file per wajan nahi hai
Banta: Apna joota rakh deta hai, aur poochhata hai mera loan pass ho jayega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
pathan chat pr soo rahay thay

2 Pathan chhat pe so rhe the.

Ek dosre se bola: yar maachis kahaan hai?




2nd: Teeli jala k daikh lo.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Qatil Try Karo Ke Umar Qaid Ho

Qatil Try Karo Ke Umar Qaid Ho

Qatil: Try Karo Ke Umar Qaid Ho Jaye

Magar Saza-E-Mot Na Ho,
.

.
Pathan Lawyer: Tum Fikar Mat Karo,
.
After Case
Qatil: Kya Howa?
Pathan: Bahut Mushkil Se Umar Qaid Howi,

Warna Adalat Tu Reha Kar Rahi Thi

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
IIFA Awards nominees are

IIFA Awards nominees are:

Mika singh
Song: Dhinka chika Dhinka chika

Sonu Nigam
Song: All iz well

Sunidhi Chohan
Song: Sheela ki jawani

And the winner is.
.
.
.
.
Altaf Hussain
Song: Parde mein rehne do parda na uthao

Yehhhhhhhhh!
Is baar IIFA bhi MQM ney jeet liya.!! :D =D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Sargodha is great

Bhikari: Mein bahut lachaar ..

Rang gora karne wali cream

The Trains Are Always Late

Teacher : What comes after 69?

Cheel ko English Main kya Ke..

Khan Sahb Ki Flight Ma Tabya..

Ashqi Wala Sher Sunao

Santa to Banta

Yesterday I sent a fax

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook