Gareeb Ke Paiso Pe Ayashi Karna Galat Hai
Ek Aadmi Aate Jaate Apne Ghar Ke Paas Bethe Bikhari Ko Hamesha Beekh Deke Jaya Karta Tha
Ek Din Bhikhari Ne Aadmi Se Puchha: “Saab, Pehle Aap 10 Rupaye Dete The, Phir 5, Ab 1 Kyun?”
Admi: “Pehle Main Kuwara Tha, Fir Shadi Ki, Ab Bache Hai”
Bhikhari: “Wah Matlab Mere Paison Se Ayashi Ho Rahi Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1031 views
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' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
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Teacher:
"Qarz-E-Hasna Kisay Kehte Hain"?
Pathan:
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Executive (Sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir..
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho, meri taraf dekho.
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Ek aurat ki parosan mar gyee to us ney wahan jaa ker khoob bein daley or khoob roi.
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Why do we have to learn this?
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"Isn`t it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"
The witness stared out the window as though he hadn`t hear the question.
"Isn`t it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated.
The witness still did not respond.
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"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."
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