Mein To Subah 8 Baje Utthta Hoon
Police:
Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje
Phansi Di Jayegi
Sardar: HA HA HA!
Police: Kyo Hass Rahe Ho?
Sardar: Mein To Subah 8 Baje Utthta Hoon
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