Wife-Aji sunte ho ghar me namak khatam ho gaya h
daal me kya daalu.

husband-Dimaag to h hi nhi
naya colgate active salt daal de
usme namak hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1044 views

Tumhe kal subah 5 baje

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

soch ko salam

Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho To Biwi ko tang na kare .

. Khud uthkar apne hath se . . .
Pani pee lein!!

Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Two young boys praying

Two young boys were spending the night at their
grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt
beside their beds to say their prayers when the
youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
"I PRAY FOR A BICYCLE...I PRAY FOR A NEW
NINTENDO...I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."
His older brother leaned over and nudged the
younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting
your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little
brother replied, "No, but Gamma is!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Banta: Why is the Police

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed “The heart of the country”?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

After becoming the CM

After becoming the CM of Bihar, Laalu ji decides to pose for a picture along with a herd of buffaloes with his elbows resting on the back of the cattle.

Next day the photo appears in
a newspaper with caption:

"Laalu ji, third from left".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)