Business Kaise Kare, Santa Se Sikhe
Santa Apne Dost Banta Ko Apne Business Ke Bare Mein Bata Raha Tha
Santa: “Jab Mene Dhanda Shuru Kiya Tha Tab Mere Paas Punji Thi Aur Mere Partner Ke Paas Anubhav”
Banta: “Acha, Tab To Punji Aur Anubhav Ke Mail Se Tumhara Dhanda Khoob Chamaka Hoga?”
Santa: “Nahi, Par Akhir Mein Uske Paas Punji Aur Mere Paas Anubhav Ho Gaya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1117 views
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