Every time I eat fruit..
Patient: 'Doctor, every time I eat fruit I get this
strange urge to give people all my money.'
Doctor: 'Would you like an apple or a banana?'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 565 views

Long life khan

Angraiz pathan se: Whats ur name?
Pathan: "OMER DARAZ KHAN".
Angraiz: Whats mean of ur name?
Pathan soch k "Long life khan".

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

A Burglar Is In Big Trouble

A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The Ideal Man

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.

"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. Entertain. And stay home at night!"

A lady at a nearby table overheard this and spoke up, "Girl, if that's all you want, get a TV!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pakeezgi ki intah

Pathan dokandar se:safeguard sabun hai
Dukandar :han hai
Pathan :us k sath hath do k aik puri naswar dena

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Bhejne wala inteligent

Sardar ko sms aya bhejne wala inteligant aur parhne wala bewakoof.

Sardar ne gusse me replay kia k bhejne wala bewakoof hai aur parhne wala inteligant.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)