Every time I eat fruit..
Patient: 'Doctor, every time I eat fruit I get this
strange urge to give people all my money.'
Doctor: 'Would you like an apple or a banana?'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 769 views

Ghar main jin hai

Beta: Papa Humaray Ghar main Jin hain ?

Baap: Ye Jin Waghera kuch nhi hotay

Beta: Papa Nokrani kehti hy k humaray Ghar main jin hain

Baap: Saman pack karo

Beta: Q papa ?

Baap: Abay.. Humary Ghar main koie Nokrani hi Nhi Hy

by Numan Malik (few years ago!)

Agar Koi Ladki Ghar me

Agar Koi Ladki Ghar me Bhi Make up laga kar Ghume to Samjho...
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Uska Mobile Phone 3G Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik larka apnay dost ko bata raha tha

Aik larka apnay dost ko bata raha tha.
Meray Abbu mein bari khubyan hain. Bahadur itnay hain jaisay sher, tandurust itnay hain jitna hathi aur aakhein to baz ki tarah teiz hain.

Doosra dost foran bola: agar hum in ko deikhna chahein to ketnay ka ticket lena hoga. 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Meri Bhi Le Ja Yaar

Pathan: Murree Ja Raha Hun,
Rasty Me Bivi Ko Khaai Me Gira Dunga.

Sardar: Phir To Tu Meri Bhi Le Ja Yaar..
Usay Bhi Gira Dena.

Pathan: Yara Agar Tum Bura Na Many To
Usay Wapsi Me Gira Dun..?? :-) :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

God Help Husbands

Ek husband god se bola, “India se Russia tak pakki sadak banwa dijiye.”

God bole, “mushkil hai kuch aur maang lo.”

Husband bola, “To phir aap meri wife ko samajhdaar aur aagyakari bana dijiye.”

God bole, “sadak single banana hai ya double.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)