Sardar went to hotel manager hurriedly and said:
Come with me.
My wife wants to jump out of the window.
Manager: Then what can I do sir?
Sardar: Window is not opening.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 799 views

2 choohay darakht pe bethy thy

2 choohay darakht pe bethy thy nechy se ek haathi guzra
ek chooha hathi py ja gira...!!!

dosra chooha bola,
daba k rakh saalay ko, mein bhi aata hoon..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chand punch gae

Raat ko 2 sharabion ne talab me chand ka aqas dekha
1st:ye kia hai?
2nd:aby ye chand hai.
1st:chal ghar wapas chalen ,hum mazak mazak me chand pe punch gae

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

KINGFISHER EMPLOYEE:

KINGFISHER EMPLOYEE:Sir for the past 15 days not a single bottle has been sold...!
VIJAY MALYA:Call all the universities and ask them to announce results.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 Lahori larkey m

2 Lahori larkey mar gaye

Naik thay to janat ma chaley gaye

But

Unhon ne janat ma bari kutt khai!

Pata ha kiyo?

Janat ma Farishto ko kehty hain

"Yaar jannat to achi hy Sb kch hy 70 hurain b hn,

Pr:

Lahore Lahore ey.. :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Hume Insaaf Chahiye

Pappu Ne Is Bar Rakshabandhan Par Apne Dosto Ke
Sath Milkar Discuss Kiya.
Pappu: “Yaar, Aaj Ke Din Koi Bhi Ladki Kisi Bhi
Ladke Ko Bhai Bana Leti Hai, Aur Duniya Kuch Nahi
Kahti Ulta Sab Khush Hote Hai”
Dost: “Baat To Thik Hai, Phir?”
Pappu: “To Problem Ye Hai Ki Karvachauth Wale Din
Kisi Ko Bhi Pati Kyu Nahi Bana Sakti?”
Hume Insaaf Chahiye….

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)