Ishq Bahut Kuch Karva Deta Hai
Do Gadhe Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe The.
Pehla Gadha: “Yaar Mein Jis Dhobi Ke Ghar Kaam Karta Hoon, Wo Mujhe Bahut Marta Hai”
Dusra Gadha: “Tu Ghar Chod Kar Bhaag Kyo Nahi Jata”
Pehla Gadha: “Kya Batau Yaar Dhobi Ki Ek Bahut Sunder Ladki Hai. Vo Jab Bhi Shrarat Karti Hai
To Dhobi Kehta Hai Ki Teri Shadi Kisi Gadhe Se Kar Dunga. Bas Yeh Soch Kar Ruka Hua Hoon“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 913 views
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