Bewian Bhi Taliban
Baaz Bewian Bhi Taliban Ke Tarah Hoti Hain.
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Na Admi Operetion Kar Sakta Hai
Na Hi Muzakrat Kamyaab Hoty Hain......!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 873 views
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Always consult a lady before doing any important task in your life.
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But act opposite to her advice
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aachhi rakhi hai,
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Why?
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Ans: Because Shewag is an opener.
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Interviewer: Come
Sardar: Go
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