High Class Insult
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere
saamne Bhais kyun khadi h..:p:p

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 935 views

blond sky divers

A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Man To Super Hot Air-Hostess

Man To Super Hot Air-Hostess: “What Is Your Name?”
Air-Hostess: “Eva Benz!”

Man: “Wow, Lovely Name, Any Relation With Mercedes Benz?”
Air-Hostess Replied Smiling: “Yes, Same Price!!“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jail ko Hawalaat kiun kehte hain

1st man:jail ko urdu me hawalaat kiun kehte hain?
2nd man:kiun k jail me khane ko sirf hawa aur laat hi milte hain.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

1 pathan pehle roze ko masjid

1 pathan pehle roze ko masjid me naat parhne
gyasub logo ne usy boht mara!
Kyun? Kyun k pehle hi roze me naat prh raha tha
“Alvidah Alvidah mahe Ramzan”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A Sudden Change Of Mind

My Dearest Susan,
Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won't you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry another woman quite like you. I need you so much. Won't you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so.

Yours always and truly,
John

P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)