High Class Insult
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere
saamne Bhais kyun khadi h..:p:p

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 869 views

1 larka pathan se

1 larka pathan se: Mai agar chahun to saray Pathano ko Jannat se nikaal kar Jahanum main la sakta hun.

Pathan: Kis tarah yaara?
Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Biwi (shohar se)

Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.

Husband (ghusse se): Jaan choro.

Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

kiraya dene ke liye aur 3

Maalik Makaan: OK, mein tumko kiraya dene ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.

Funny Sardar Ji: Theek hai ji, mein Diwali Holi aur Chrismas ke 3 din select karta hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kuch To Daro

School Ke Bahar Ek Ladki Ro Rahi Thi, Ladke Ne Jakar Ladki Se Puchha.

Ladka: “Ro Kyun Rahi Hai?”
Ladki: “Marks Kam Aaye”
Ladka: ��Kitne Aaye?”
Ladki: “92%”

Ladka: “Khuda Ka Khof Kar Kalmuhi, Itne Mein To 2 Ladke Pass Ho Jate“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ab Aaya Oont Pahad Ke Niche

Ek Ghar Mein Ek Moti Aurat Rahti Thi, Ek Din Uske Ghar Mein Chor Guss Aya

Moti Aurat Ne Chor Pakda Or Uske Upar Beth Gayi, Aur Apne Naukar Se Boli.

Moti Aurat: Ja Police Ko Bula La

Nokar: Meri Chapal Nahi Mil Rahi Malkin

Niche Se Chor Rote Hue Chilaya: Saale, Meri Pahan Le Par Jaldi Jaa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)