Pathan mobile company mei job k lye gya
Pathan mobile company mei job k lye gya
1st question k answer pr hi usay laat maar k bhaga dia
Ques:Which is the most popular network?
Pathan: AL-QAIDA :-D :-D :-P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 654 views
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