Zabrdast Misunderstandin

Zabrdast Misunderstandin g
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Jewellery shop me ek admi ki
zabrdst pitayi ho gyi,
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Reason Usne Sales girl se kha ki
"Aaapki ek - ek item gazab ki
hai"
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Aaj sone ka kya rate hain?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 528 views
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