Beta: Papa, aap engineer kaise bane?

Beta: Papa, aap engineer kaise bane?

Santa: uske liye bahut dimaag ka zaroorat padta hai.

Beta: haa pata hai, isiliye mujhe samajh mein nahi aa rahaa hai ke aap kaise engineer bane?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 708 views
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