Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai..
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1162 views
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