Son to mom
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this
morning,he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1404 views
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