Marte Marte Bhi Bhala Kar Hi Dala
Ek Baar Santa Galti Se Talaab Mein Gir Gaya,
Dubte Dubte Uske Haath Mein Ek Machli Aa Gayi,
Usse Pakad Kar Bahar Fenka Aur Bola: “Tu Toh Kam Se Kam Apni Jaan Bacha Le“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 759 views
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* Congratulations *
SMS na karney pey
Aapko
Award
of Kanjoosi 2015
diya jata hia.
no need to say thanks, ye award ap he ka right ta
by lescol (few years ago!)
santa to Banta:
Agar Neend Na aaye to kya karna chaiye?
Banta: Neend ka Intezar karne se acha hai k So hi jayo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa- “Meri patni mera itna khyaal rakhti hai ki kal mehmaano ke vidaa hone ke baad jab maine usse kaha ki garam paani ka jaldi praband kare to usi wakt paani garam kar diya|”
Banta- “Waah! Lekin us samay bechaari ko paani
garam karne ka kasht kyu diya?”
Santa- “Kyuki mai thande paani se bartan
nahi dho sakta tha|”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being GOVERNED
by those who are dumber.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Aik Sharabi Raat Kay Waqat
Apnay Dost Kay Sath Jaraha Hota Hay
Rastay Main Talab Per Nazar Parhti Hay
Tu Us Main Us Ko Chand Dikhta Hay
Woh Apny Dost Say Kahta Hay:
Yaar Ye Kia Hay
Dost Kehta Hay Chand Hay
Sharabi Hairan Ho Ker
Yaar Hum Log Itnay Upper Aagaiy
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
"Thousands of words of a teacher don't hurt but silence of a friend in examination hall brings tears into eyes"
.
(William Cheater)
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Dctor: Aap ka or Aap ki Begam ka Blood Group aik hi hai
Husband: Zahir hai 18 Saal se Mera khoon Pi Rahi hai
Aik hi hoga.....:-
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dulha Suhagrat Pe Apni Dulhan Ko Pyar Se Samjha Raha Tha.
Dulha: “Sabse Pyaar Se Rahna, Respect Karna, Unka Trust Jeetna, Unki Care Karna, Sach Bolna”
Dulhan Fatafat Uthi Aur Room Ka Darwaza Khol Kar Chilla Kar Boli
“Sab Andar Aa Jaao, Yahaan Satsang Ho Raha Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
8 Batain Kisi K Dil Main Ap Ki Izzat Barha Sakti Hain…
1) SALAM Krna
2) Kisi Ko Jaga Daina
3) Asal Naam Say Pukarna
4) Bila Wajah Behas Na Krna
5) Doosray Ki Baat Bhi Tahamul Say Sunna
6) Apni Ghalti Tasleem Karna
7) Bina Puchay 03151234567 Pr
Rs.50 Ka Eazy Load Karwana
8) Point Numbr 7 Pay Zyada Tawjjo Daina.. :P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Rekha- Pehle Mere Pati Bhaag-Bhaag Kar Meri Har Farmaeesh Poori Karte They
Saheli- Aur Ab.?
Rekha- Ab Farmaeesh Sunte Hi Bhaag Jaate Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)