Roz Pochti

Wo Roz Pochti Hai Kya Humein Yad Karte h0

Ab Usay k0n Btaye k Yad krna Itna Asaan h0ta To Hum Apni
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Class Main TOp Na Kar Letey

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 520 views
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Select NO.

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Apko ghr me 2sri dfa salan koi Nhi Deta jaan kon dega!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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