Is Dukan Par Udhar Milta Hai

Pathan Ki Dukan Pe Likha Tha:

“Udhaar Sirf Assi Se Nabbe Saal Ki Umar Ke Logon Ko Diya Jayega, Woh Bhi Unn Ke Maa Baap Se Pooch Kar“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 621 views
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par phir maine socha,
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