I Kiss My Wife

Sardar 2 His Friend:
I Kiss My Wife Everyday B4 I Go 2 Office N U?
Friend:
I Kiss Ur Wife After U Go 2 Office..
Sardar:
Hahaha
I Kiss First

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 772 views
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