khaali haat aap aaye the huzoor

khaali haat aap aaye the huzoor
khaali haat aap jaayenge zaroor
hamein sms na kar ke
kitne chillar bachayenge huzoor

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 513 views
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