khaali haat aap aaye the huzoor
khaali haat aap aaye the huzoor
khaali haat aap jaayenge zaroor
hamein sms na kar ke
kitne chillar bachayenge huzoor
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 776 views
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