Student
Father: Why have you got less marks in History Paper"
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Son: It is not my fault, they asked questions which had happened before I was born.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 899 views
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G: GOSSIP mai sab sai agay
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Our Our
Thora Sa Our
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Unmarried shakhs ghar se nikaltay huay!
Ya Allah apnay Hifz O Amaan mae rakna..
Ghar aatay huay Ya Allah tera shukar..!
Aur..
Shadi shuda.. ghar se nikaltay huay.
Ya Allah tera shukar..
Ghar k andar jatay huay,
Ya Allah apnay Hifz O Amaan mae rakna…! :-).
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PaPpu To Doctor: Aapne Nurse bohat Achi Rakhi Hai,
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Uska Haath Lagte He Mai Theek Hogaya,
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Doctor:Jaanta Hoon Thappedh Ki Awaaz Yahaan Tak Aaye Thi….
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Ekta Kapoor K Serial Me.
aur
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