Kabhi To Biwi Ko Baksh Do

Santa Ki Jab Nayi Nayi SHadi Hui Thhi To Wo Apni Patni Ke Har Kaam Mein Nukks Nikalta Thha.

Ek Din Santa Apni Patni Ko Kehta Hai.

Santa: “Ja Anda Le Ker Aa”

Patni: “Yeh Lo Boil Kiya Hua Anda”

Santa: “Gadhi, Yeh To Fry Kerna Thha”

Kuchh Din Bad

Santa: “Ja Anda Le Ker Aa”

Patni: “Yeh Lo Fry Kiya Hua Anda”

Santa: “Ullu Ki Pathi, Yeh To Boil Karna Thha”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 605 views
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