pathan ki naswar
Lahore ISI bomb blast k bad Ek pathan ro rha tha.
Major Rohail: Zakhmi ho? Koe aziz halak ya zakhmi Ho gya hy?
Pathan: Oy! Khocha hmara naswar Shaheed ho gaya hy.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1051 views
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