Judge: Tum Teesri Bar Adalat Me Aarhe Ho, Tumhe Sharam Nahi Aati?

Pathan: Tum Roz Aata Hai,T
Tumko Aati Hai Kya??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 606 views

Rubel bara dukhi tha!

Rubel bara dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne us se pucha, “Kiu, tension mein ho?”

Rubel: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh Rupeey diye thay, ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nirmal Baba Dukhi Hokar Shiv Ji Ke Pas Gay

Nirmal baba akhirkar dukhi hokar shiv ji k pas gaye bole sare bhakt piche pade h,

shiv-beta kbhi jail gye ho.
Baba-nhi.

Shiv ji-jail hokar aao. Kripa aani suru ho jyegi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik Buzurg Amrood Baich Rahy Thay

Sakht Garmi Ka Time Tha Aik Buzurg Amrood Baich Rahy Thay.
Aik Larka Aaya Our Poocha:
Chacha Jee, Amrood Main Keera Tou Nhi?
Buzurg Nay Bohat Pyara Our Mutma’in Karnay Wala Jawab Dya K:
Beta Ye Amrood Ha, Teri G****d Nahi… :O :D :P
‘(‘.’)’
_/\_ Chacha Zindaabad…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Rowing ur boat

Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Aik Sardar G Kahin Ja Rahe Thay

Aik Sardar G Kahin Ja Rahe Thay
K Dewar Pe Parha
PARHNE WALA Kutta
Sardar G Ko Bahoot Ghussa Aaya
Tou Mita Ker Likh Diya
Likhne Wala Kutta

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)