Bhigoge agar barish mein to
Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi
hogi
Jara gor farmayega
Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi
hogi
ACP says: 2-2 murder kiye hain tumhe to fansi hi
hogi
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 882 views
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