Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi
hogi
Jara gor farmayega
Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi
hogi
ACP says: 2-2 murder kiye hain tumhe to fansi hi
hogi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1130 views

Win Lottery

Lotto Winner :
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'

The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?'

'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek charsi

Ek charsi ki bakri gum ho gai bohat talash kya magar nhi mili,

Sham ko ghar aaya tou bakri samne bandhi hui thi,

Ghuse mai aa kar bakri zibah kar di,

Khud bhi khai or doston ko bhi khilai,

Jab subha so kar utha tou dekha bari sahi salamat khari thi,

Aur kuta gayeb tha……

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

During The Match

During The Match,
Batsman LBW Hua:

1 Pathan Doosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,
Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,


Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

There is a frog,

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .
Then, what is my age?

STUDENT:32 yrs.

Teacher: How do you know?

STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

5000 sall

aj wo azeem din hai jab aj se

5000 sal

pehly
aik aisi
medcine
ejad hui
thi jis ki
waja
se
aaj
puri
dunya
k pathan
zinda hain

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)