Shukar Hai Ijjat Bach Gayi

Looteron Ne Ek Lady Ke Zewar Loot Liye Log Bole:

“Shukar Karo Bhabi Ki Izzat Nhi Looti.”

Bhabi Ne Ye Suna Aur Chilla Ke Boli.

Babhi: “Kameeno Izzat Bech-Bech Kar Hi To Zewar Liye Thhe.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 663 views
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