A teacher took her class on a nature trail through
the woods. She stopped by a tree and said, `Brian,
can you tell me what the outer part of a tree is
called?'
I don't know, sir,' said Brian.
Bark, boy, bark!' said the teacher.
OK, sir,' said Brian. `Woof! Woof!'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 630 views

sardar & loan

Ek dafa sardar ne bank se lon lekar car khrid lya but bank ka lon wapas na kar saka.
magar Bank walo ne car wapas lalya.

Sardar:agar pata huta to shadi be bank ke lon se karta.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Raaaaaaaaaaaabert iss harami ko

Raaaaaaaaaaaabert iss harami ko liquid oxygen may daal do ! Liquid issay jeenay nahi day gaa, oxygen issay marnay nahi day gaa!

Sheeshe ko sheesha kat ta hai, lohe ko loha kat ta hai, tujhe paagal kutta katega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar aadhi raat ko Husband

Agar aadhi raat ko Husband ka
dil kare or Wife ka mood na ho
to.
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Husband ko chahiye ki wo Wife
ko tang na kare
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Balki khud uth ke pani pee le..:p
,
"ye tha RAKHI SAWANT ka mind
testing totka.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Maine apni class mein

maine apni class mein sabse pyaari larki ko phansa li..

Friend : Woh kaisey?

Chintoo : “Class lagi thi.. Maine kaghaz ka jahaz bana ke Phainka.
Jahaza teacher ke pass chala gaya. Uss ne ghusey se poocha yeh kiss ne
phainka? Maine us larki ka naam le liya aur who phans gaye bichari.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Machcher ko maar daal

Malik alsi nokar se:- Yahan par itne sare machcher gun-gun kar rahen hai tu unhe maar gira.

Thodi der bad

Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachche maine tujhe machcher marne ko kaha abhi tak tune mare nahi. Woh ab bhi gun-guna kar rahe hai

Alsi nokar:- Malik machcher toh maine maar diye. Yeh toh unki bibi hai jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)