Baap: beta tum sher ke bete ho

aur wo sher main ho.

Beta: han, baba school mein teacher

bhi aisa hi kehti hy.

Baap: hairan ho kar, acha wo kya kehti hy.

Beta: wo kehti hai tum kisi janwar ki aulad ho.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1331 views

Focus Hard

Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ?

Pappu: Amritsar.

Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies.

Pappu: Please madam, can I ask you a few questions.

Teacher: Yes, go ahead.

Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ?

Teacher: No.

Pappu: Do you know Preeto ?

Teacher: No.

Pappu: Do you know Banto?

Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do you ask ?

Pappu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

At The Public Pool

The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool.

"Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool."

"Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the diving board!?!?"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

If Hollywood Movies Were Made In Punjabi?

If Hollywood Movies Were Made In Punjabi.
Names Would’ve Been
Jurassic Park: “Dinosaur Da Raula”

Spiderman: “Jaale Sardara De”
Superman: “Hawayi Jatt”
Terminator: “Lohe Da Jatt, Kadd De Watt”

Charlie’s Angels: “Jattiyan Kamaal Kardiyaan”
Rocky: “Mukka Jatt Da”
Baby’s Day Out: “Sardara Da Kaka, Paave Syaapa“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu Aur Uska Freind Aapas

Pappu Aur Uska Freind Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahey They

Pappu: “Oye, Tujhe Pata Hai Kal Meine Ek Ladki Ko Rape Hone Se Bacha Liya”

Dost Hairani Se: “Sachh Mein, Wah Bhai Wah Par Kaise?”
Pappu: “Self Control, Yaar Self Control“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

student life

1 student ne MBA ka form bharty howe 'Watchman' se pocha:
Janab ye university kaisi hai?
.
Watchman: Boht achi university hai, Mai ne bhi yahan se MBA kia hai.

by inayat khan (few years ago!)