Ek Ladki ne hoto par “India”
Ek Ladki ne hoto par “India” ke tirange ka rang laga rakha tha Ek
ladka aaya aur hoto par “kiss” kar gaya aur bola, “I LOVE MY INDIA”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 918 views
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